Have to share this with other dads out there: if you need to refresh your jokes, ask Coalesce.io for this book at your next trade show.
It's still on my desk, three months after the Snowflake Summit. ????
My favorite, not pictured here:
"How did Bob Ross finish painting the data lake?
"With a happy little decision tree."
BTW, Coalesce did not pay for this swag endorsement :)
